Thoughts Of Your Future Dictator

• I still haven’t eaten at The Varsity as I haven’t had to need to have my bowels cleaned out.
• I haven’t gotten wasted as I haven’t felt the need to hug the toilet.
• I didn’t go to any of the basketball games, but after the Jackets’ season this year, that may have been a good thing.

I’m sure there’s more, I just can’t think of more right now.